The newly-born 8lb Kai Wayne Rooney probably wouldn't have much to say to the consumer PR agency, other than the usual plaintive cries and squeals of any small child that's just looked up at his daddy for the first time.
We'd be crying too...
However, the son of Wayne (senior) and Coleen appears to have an alter-ego that took to Tweeting immediately after his birth.
@KaiWayne has been busy in the first few days of his existence, twittering away with wonderful little messages such as -
“Really pleased my surname is Rooney and not Ropractor” and
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